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Black Widow: Deadly Origin — #02
This is what happens when male comic book artists try to draw woman. This is also why we can’t have nice things.
Comic book artists agree: Women do not have spines.
There’s a “In Soviet Russia…” joke in here somewhere.
(brought to my attention by dotcomslashpost)
Initially I thought this was just from fyeahout-of-contextcomics. I don’t even know what’s going on with her torso. Where is she supposed to be jumping from? Where is she jumping to? What is happening?
Momma NO!
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thisblogisthebaneofmyexistence:
so in our school yearbook theres a pic of this kid and then will ferrell is underneath him and its in every single one of the yearbooks
what WHY
That’s so awesome.
How the heck does someone accomplish that?
One person messed with the yearbook file before it was printed to show Will Ferrel; then after looking it over and finding the vandalism they printed out pics of the student and pasted them over the marred pages.
BOOM
MYSTERY SOLVED
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Okay I’m doing a give away. The vending machine wouldn’t give me my first bag of RITZ bits, so I had to buy another. I have no need for two bags of RITZ bits, so I’m giving Tumblr a chance to win them. They are 100% genuine RITZ bits and have never been opened.
Rules:
- following me not necessary but it would be nice
- likes don’t count
- maximum of 5 reblogs, other people want a chance to win too!
- the weren’t that good.that’s really why I’m giving them away
- must have your ask box open
Good Luck!!
really want these ritz
Hey Tumblr she didn’t think anyone would reblog this, you should prove her wrong.
I NEED THOSE RITZ
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Doing a little giveaway to celebrate 400 followers! You guys are crazy but hey thats pretty awesome of you all.
Anyways! So I’ll be giving away one of these babies:
Winner gets one pair of laser-cut shades, choice of red or black. (with ear pieces)
They also look…
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Kevin noticed the blood on Jack’s head look like a face and wanted a joke about it
I’m special.
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First Sample
Alright for those of you looking forward to reading Carnevale your wait will not be much longer. Here is the third page from the first chapter.
Its been a long journey but we are almost at the point were we’ll start publishing pages. I’ll give you the whole scoop on how this all came together in a week or so, but for now enjoy this teaser.
Haha, isn’t that the TomPreston insert character? Hahaha
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Okay folks, GIVE-AWAY TIME!
Enough of you showed interest in the figurines so I’m gonna go through with this. I guess I need rules, so uh, here they are:
— Reblog up to three times; likes count as well!
— I’ll pick three winners on April 20th, but I may extend the deadline if enough people are reblogging.
— You can choose a maximum of three figurines.
— You DO NOT have to reblog this post in its entirety! Please keep the text the first time you reblog, but for the other two feel free to delete it to save some room on your dash.
— You DO NOT have to be following me. My blog is awful.These are used figures from my childhood, so I’m warning you all right now that some may be damaged, not in the best condition, or missing parts. Before picking the figurine you want, if you would like me to give you a better picture of it that’s fine by me. I think some of the ones missing appendages are really funny but that’s probably just me.
With that said, good luck!
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Why am I role playing an underage alcoholic girl? I blame you Brian.
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